{"id":33,"date":"2014-04-23T07:11:00","date_gmt":"2014-04-23T07:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/munchkinstein.co.uk\/wordpress\/index.php\/2014\/04\/23\/you-sir-are-a-rumplefyke\/"},"modified":"2014-04-23T07:11:00","modified_gmt":"2014-04-23T07:11:00","slug":"you-sir-are-a-rumplefyke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.munchkinstein.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/04\/23\/you-sir-are-a-rumplefyke\/","title":{"rendered":"You, sir, are a rumplefyke."},"content":{"rendered":"<p dir=\"ltr\">It was Eastercon at the weekend and, before the happy memories fade, I&#8217;ll try to get a few of them down.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">1) Being very busy. <br \/>\n&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; This was certainly one of the most jam-packed conventions I&#8217;ve been to. There were many points on the programme where I would have happily gone to multiple items. I missed things like the Falsetto Socks and my dinner because there was simply to much good stuff on. <br \/>\n&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; Thanks to all who organised and ran items.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">2) Running things.<br \/>\n&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; I ran items. More than I&#8217;ve run since Confounding Tales. They were something stupid involving flying Mars Bars, something stupid involving a spinning torch and impossible questions and something stupid involving Thirties serials. The last was referred to on Twitter as &#8220;the most random thing I&#8217;ve been to all week&#8221; which I take as a compliment.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">3) Writerly things.<br \/>\n&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; I spent a large part of the weekend at the &#8220;Writer&#8217;s table&#8221; in the main bar. Talking too much to some and not enough to others. But boring them all. It was great fun and I thank them all for putting up with me. But I also put myself out there under the name of writer.<br \/>\n&#160;&#160;&#160; This happened in two ways. Firstly, in a fit of drink fuelled pique I signed up for the open mic reading on Saturday night. Then, on seeing the calibre of people on it, panicked. But I overcame my fear, read a bit from Maukit and had some nice feedback afterwards. So thanks to those there, sorry if it wasn&#8217;t your thing and apologies to anyone who wanted to come but I didn&#8217;t tell out of fear.<br \/>\n&#160; The second way was that, just before the con, Christine mailed me to say she needed a space on a quiz filled. I said yes without thinking and so, on Monday lunchtime, was on a team of Writers against a team of Scientists. The other writers were John Meaney, Charlie Stross and Juliet McKenna making me a quivering mess at the introductions. I declared myself a fraud and hid behind the laughter.<br \/>\n&#160;&#160;&#160; Other than that the quiz went not badly and I helped keep the team in the hunt even if we eventually lost.<br \/>\n&#160;&#160; As karmic balance to this proclamation of writer-ness I did get two rejections over the weekend so I&#8217;m not doing that again.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">4) Beer Humphing<br \/>\n&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; Sha, my bidey in, was in charge of supplying the beer for the weekend. She did an excellent job of it but I did find myself lifting more barrels of beer than is normal in a weekend.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">5) Books<br \/>\n&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; I picked up plenty of books but of note were La Femme, an anthology from Newcon, The Moon King by Neil Williamson and Hal Duncan&#8217;s collection, Scruffians. Looking forward to them all.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">All in it was a cracker of a convention and a fitting marker to the, I&#8217;ve just realised, twenty years of cons I have now been going to since Albacon &#8217;94.<br \/>\nThanks to all involved. I am now really looking forward to Worldcon in August.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Incidentally, I learned the best insult on Sunday night. It is an old Scots word which Andrew J. Wilson taught us and is rumplefyke, an itchy bum. I will treasure it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was Eastercon at the weekend and, before the happy memories fade, I&#8217;ll try to get a few of them down. 1) Being very busy. &#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; This was certainly one of the most jam-packed conventions I&#8217;ve been to. There were many points on the programme where I would have happily gone to multiple items. 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